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A kindergarten teacher invents a car that runs on human blood to combat high gas prices in BLOOD CAR, a horror/comedy from first time director Alex Orr. In the first feature film from Fake Wood Wallpaper Films, narrative conventions and predictable, by the book plotlines are left behind in favor of an absurdist look at a future in which no one drives due to $40-a-gallon gasoline prices. Both a satire on our voracious habit for oil, as well as a cleverly structured horror film, BLOOD CAR will make you cringe and laugh at the same time.
In the near future, gas is an astronomical $40.00 a gallon, and Archie Andrews (Mike Brune) has definitely had enough. Archie, a nerdy schoolteacher and vegan with a thing for wheatgrass, is determined to find an alternative energy source for his car. While experimenting, Archie cuts himself, and discovers that all his car needs is blood. Human blood.
The only one in town who can afford to drive, Archie attracts the attention of sex-crazed Denise (Katie Rowlett). As Archie fulfills Denise’s need for transportation, he satisfies his ever-expanding libido. Meanwhile, the sweet Wheatgrass Girl (Anna Chlumsky), who loves Archie for who he truly is, watches helplessly as Archie is devoured by lust. In order for Archie to continue to attract Denise with his car, he must continue to find a never-ending supply of blood. And unbeknownst to Archie, he is observed by government agents anxious to learn the secret of how his special engine works—agents who will make Archie face the ultimate decision.(more)
Archie Andrews: MIKE BRUNE
Lorraine: ANNA CHLUMSKY
Denise: KATIE ROWLETT
Hitchhiker: MARLA MALCOLM
Donald Watkins: MATT HUTCHINSON
Car Jacker: MR. MALT
Vietnam Vet: BILL SZYMANSKI
Agent Shim: VINCE CANLAS
Whiny Agent :HAWMI GUILLEBEAUX
Axed Agent: JONATHAN GREEN
Shot Agent: MATTHEW STANTON
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